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“I can't believe you came on my mom. You might be the biggest perv in the world right now.”

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That's great Bobby, but we don't have Dance Dance Revolution, so - you're dumb.

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Shit's weak! Shit's weak! Wizzeak!

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“I totally want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday.”

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