Procrastination Quote by Nicholas Carr

“It takes ages to turn my pages”

— Ramazan Ozbay

I get so frustrated when it takes longer than a couple of seconds to load a page - I couldn't live without the Internet…

— Jay Sean

“The web is a dangerous place for a mind begging to slack off and be distracted by nonsense.”

— Michelle M. Pillow

Often when websites start running slowly, it's because they're under some form of attack.

— Dido Harding

The most common user action on a Web site is to flee.

— Edward Tufte

I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages to load. It cancels out all the productivity gains of the information…

— Scott Adams

“Today however, anybody with Internet access and some basic instruction can build a professional website or blog of their own, in less than an…

— Brian Patrick

That awkward moment when your trying to change the website quick and you computer freezes

— Kelly

“Why aren’t the thinks I’m thinking getting thunk on the page any faster?!? (from Stop Lying: Writing Is Hard on ChristopherLehman.com)”

— Christopher Lehman

“Help, please help! I'm trapped in this website and can't get out!!!”

— Howard Rosenberg

“The web: yet another total disorientation that becomes status quo without anyone realizing it.”

— Richard Powers

Those flimsy webs that break as soon as wrought, attain not to the dignity of thought.

— William Cowper