““ LULLABALOO As I was walking in The park one day I chanced to run into An angelorium. Good morning, he said I answered back, good day. He was speaking Spanish But I used French. Dites moi, Sir Angel Comment va monsieur. He stretched out his hand I grabbed his foot, You should get a good look At a real live angel! As silly as a swan As cold as a crowbar As fat as a duck As ugly as you. I got a little scared But I stuck it out. I tried to touch his feathers His feathers felt as Hard as the hard Shell of a fish, Just think if it was Lucifer! I made him mad He took a swipe at me With his golden sword But I was quick and ducked. That's the looniest angel I ever hope to see. I laughed myself to pieces I said, goodbye, kind sir Be on your way. Have a nice day Get run over by a car, Get killed by a train. So that's the story of the angel. The End.””