Quote by My Creation

“Oh, for fuck's sake; sometimes a raccoon is just a raccoon!”

— Tanya Huff

I'm pretty sure that if you looked up the word "nuts" in the dictionary, you'll find my picture. Just another fun feature of my…

— James Patterson

New mysteries. New day. Fresh doughnuts.

— David Lynch

“Why, you boggle-eyed, flap-tongued, drag-bellied offspring of unmentionable algae! You seething little leprous blotch of bat-nibbled fungus! You cringing parasite on the underside of…

— Lewis Padgett

“They visited him in saris, clumping gracelessly through red mud and long grass ... and introduced themselves as Mrs. Pillai, Mrs. Eapen and Mrs.…

— Arundhati Roy

“Eat, woman,” he bellowed, leaning over her, prepared to force the remainder of her meal into her opened mouth. “I would,” she said in…

— Michelle Franklin

“Wiggly Worm lived in a backyard garden with his best friends, Snarky Snail, Rattles Snake, and Munchy Mosquito. As much as he loved wiggling…

— Arnie Lightning

“The subtle hues of gold and yellow and the fresh greens and the pepper red seemed to spiral into a kaleidoscope of shapes and…

— Jeffry R. Halverson

“I am not a joke. I am not a riddle! I am not a bird or a cat or a penguin! I'm not a…

— Tom King

“Slavic peoples get their physical characteristics from potatoes, their smoldering inquietude from radishes, their seriousness from beets.”

— Tom Robbins

Giving the tortoise a little wave, I kind of felt stupid afterward for doing so. It just stuck its head back in its green…

— J. Lynn

What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet.

— Shel Silverstein