Humor Quote by Michelle Madow

“He suddenly exploded in a flurry of arms and legs, out of which flew a ball.”

— Douglas Adams

“It's a good thing I'm curious, because sometimes I just research how a soccer player kicks a ball and the impact it has on…

— Tori Amos

“There ain't enough happens in soccer. It's like watching twenty-two hair models kick a ball around for what seems like six months and then…

— Warren Ellis

“touching the ball a thousand times a match and never for more than a second each time,”

— Guillem Balague

“Some people believe that football[soccer] is a matter of life and death. I'm very dissappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is…

— Bill Shankly

“P.S I love soccer”

— Daisuke Higuchi

“Once again, there was talk of winning every game, and once again, we proved to be human, because an oblong ball takes funny bounces.”

— Michael Pinball Clemons

“Soccer is a simple game its the players that make it complicated”

— Willie Watson Mancheser United

“We have been spectators for so long; it’s time to be players. The world is the pitch, technology is the ball, and goalpost, innovation.”

— Emmanuel Apetsi

“The history of soccer is a sad voyage from beauty to duty.”

— Eduardo Galeano

“Football is not a matter of life and death... it's much more important than that.”

— Bill Shankly

“Some people believe football (soccer) is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is…

— Bill Shankly