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Gaze Quote by Michele Jaffe

“Are you wearing space pants?" Miranda asked him. "What?" How did it end? oh, right. "Because your butt is fine." He gazed at her in that way he had like he was measuring her for straitjacket. "I think-" he started, then stopped and seemed to be having trouble talking. Cleared his throat three…” quote by Michele Jaffe
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““Are you wearing space pants?" Miranda asked him. "What?" How did it end? oh, right. "Because your butt is fine." He gazed at her in that way he had like he was measuring her for straitjacket. "I think-" he started, then stopped and seemed to be having trouble talking. Cleared his throat three times before saying, "I think the line is 'because your butt is out of this world." "Oh. That makes a lot more sense. I can see that. See, I read this book about how to get guys to like you and they said it was a line that never failed but i got interrupted in the middle and the line before it was about china-not the country, the kind you eat off of-and that is where the fine part was but i must have gotten them confused. He just kept staring at her.””

Michele Jaffe

About This Quote

A humorous, awkward conversation where a pickup line is misheard, leading to confusion and embarrassment.

In simple terms: Miscommunication can ruin a flirtation.

Key Takeaway

Clarify before assuming.

Themes

communication humor misunderstanding dating awkwardness

Mood

lighthearted awkward

Type

narrative dialogue

When to use this quote

  • first dates
  • casual flirting

Key Concepts

pickup lines social interaction

Questions to Reflect On

  • What assumptions do you make in conversations?
  • How can you recover from a misstep?
A Different Perspective

Humor may mask insecurity.

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