Amusing Quote by Michael Scott

“He turned away and I turned to him in vivid heat to look on the sun-dried world. The groves and towers were gone. The…

— Jeanette Winterson

“As we rode, I noticed that Arceus looked like he was in pretty bad shape, so I threw him a regen potion. He quickly…

— Steve the Noob

“A dwarf who can't get the hang of metal? That must be pretty unique." "Pretty rare, sir. But I was quite good at alchemy.."…

— Terry Pratchett

Epaminondas is reported wittily to have said of a good man that died about the time of the battle of Leuctra, "How came he…

— Plutarch

“The name Prometheus has always caused me particular annoyance, for my breast still aches from the everlasting beak of the vulture from which Alcides…

— Gérard de Nerval

“Whoever swallows that elixir will never be sick again, and a fragment from that stone turns any metal into gold.” The Arabs laughed at…

— Paulo Coelho

“The big rippled sheets of glass were taken out of their sacking and lowered from the back of the wagon, and for a few…

— John Banville

“Dandelion spoke first; elaborately, fluently, colourfully and volubly, embellishing his tale with ornaments so beautiful and fanciful they almost obscured the fibs and confabulations.…

— Andrzej Sapkowski

“Queen Alyss, my guards have discovered something you should see." Her face had relaxed at the sight of him, but her brow at once…

— Frank Beddor

“The jeers that had risen as Barak’s and Greldik’s ships had been manoeuvred onto their wheeled carriages turned rather quickly into angry mutterings as…

— David Eddings

“Just don't go running after a beautiful white horse or a pretty-faced young man and you'll be fine.' 'And stay out of the water,'…

— Sarah J. Maas

“Odysseus had twenty years to shed his battle skin. My grandfather left the battlefield in France and rode home in a ship that crawled…

— Laurie Halse Anderson