Quote by Michael Reilly

“Psychology: (103.) Unk, the big trouble with dumb bastards is that they are too dumb to believe there is such a thing as being smart.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“There was a great joke that was forever doing the rounds in the jail and it was probably funny not because it had a…

— H.M. Forester

“The best kind of prisoner is one who doesn’t even know he’s in prison.”

— Pittacus Lore

“In any given situation there will always be more dumb people than smart people. We ain't many!”

— Ken Kesey

“One of the true mysteries of life, which still baffles me, is the capacity of some intelligent women to topple head over heels in…

— Tim Watson-Munro

“Why should a man be scorned if, finding himself in prison, he tries to get out and go home? Or if, when he cannot…

— J.R.R. Tolkien

“For every criminal mastermind, there were ten cretins: the cruel algebra of intelligence applied across the masses.”

— John Nardizzi

“Your mind is your playground or your prison, and you get to choose which one it will be.”

— Sanjo Jendayi

“What a mess this was. Robbers too stupid to ask for money, and a victim too stupid to pretend that she didn't have any.”

— Kathleen Gilles Seidel

“Prison is, you don’t judge people, you accept them. If they get out of line you knock them out. When in doubt, you punch…

— Marlin Marynick

“There are some people in the world, and the reason they're not in jail is because they've learned how to hide it.”

— Nicholas Sparks The Lucky One

“Is the prison that Mr. Scoundrel lives in at the end of his career a more uncomfortable place than the workhouse that Mr. Honesty…

— Wilkie Collins