Baked goods Quote by Michael R. Underwood

“Across the aisle, a living manga teen with spiky purple hair and more hardware on his body than an early Borg poked through dusty…

— Michael R. Underwood

“I’ve got to hit the bottom of this weird-ass rabbit hole anytime now, right?”

— Michael R. Underwood

“Dipsomancy is very real, but it takes more than just getting hammered to do anything useful.”

— Michael R. Underwood

“I am a master of folklore - I should be able to throw folklore fireballs or something.”

— Michael R. Underwood

“So, how bad of an idea is it to go there? On a scale of cooking-whithout-a-shirt to being-an-evil-priest-in-an-Alexandre-Dumas-book?”

— Michael R. Underwood

“Ree coveted Anya’s curves sometimes, having inherited a fairly sticklike figure from her mother’s side of the family. Ree wore her hair long so…

— Michael R. Underwood

“Right now. Living. Aiming to misbehave or just trying not to fade away.”

— Michael R. Underwood

“Vampires used to be the Dracula types, but in the last ten years most of them have become weak, brooding androgynes that only go…

— Michael R. Underwood

“Jane smiled the Making Lemonade smile that adults learn to do when they get used to the world stomping on their heads.”

— Michael R. Underwood

“The trick is learning which what goes where and does what.” “That was some Tennant-level vaguebabble.”

— Michael R. Underwood

“I have to pose as an android detective? Will the ID say Deckard?” “Are you capable of ever not being snarky?” Eastwood asked. “Only…

— Michael R. Underwood

“The room continued to spin though she was standing still, but her ears were hot. She felt like she'd just slammed three doubles of…

— Michael R. Underwood