Captains Quote by Merle Haggard

There's been periods of broadcasts in the past where you could see all ages of entertainers, ranging from George Burns to Shirley Temple. That's…

— Merle Haggard

At my age, I don't buy but a half a loaf of bread, you know?

— Merle Haggard

It's been said that Bill Gates has come up with something that'll be released in December that's gonna put a lid on counterfeiting. If…

— Merle Haggard

The thing that bothers me the most is the recklessness and greed of the local ranchers, who run too many cattle back here, choking…

— Merle Haggard

By the time you get close to the answers, it's nearly all over.

— Merle Haggard

Faith is the only way we're going to make it. None of us are smart enough to do it on our own.

— Merle Haggard

I just follow my nose, and instead of letting someone run my affairs and probably make me wealthy within a matter of years, I've…

— Merle Haggard

There's one thing I never did do, and that was stink.

— Merle Haggard

I wish coke was still cola and a joint was a bad place to be.

— Merle Haggard

I enjoy the videos with the sound off, where you can look at the belly buttons and everything. Really some pretty girls, but I…

— Merle Haggard

There are so many conditions to programming in America, where it's dominated by these people that own 800 radio stations that have no idea…

— Merle Haggard

I've got one young family by the first wife, with four children.

— Merle Haggard