““ Something I don't want anyone to know, Alex? I am a dissillusioned former hopeless romantic with larcenous tendencies.But I did kill the verbal part of the PSATs. The way I saw it,I had three options. 1.I could take the stuff to Maxine. "Hey,look what I found." Confession of theft optional and probably not smart. 2. I could slip them back into the book and pretend they never existed. 3. I could destroy them. Option two sounded just marvelous.””