Quote by Melissa Jensen Download Open image ““I figured Maxine probably had bathroom trips preplanned and efficiently choreographed.”” — Melissa Jensen ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“I never thought I would see you armed." I was trying for levity. It worked like a lead balloon.” — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
“Love is one of two things worth dying for. I have yet to decide on the second.” — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
“Okay,three things,and one of them has to be in French." I was back in the weird squashy chair; Alex was flopped on the bed.This… — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
“That's the thing about Willing: There's always someone happy to let you know exactly what your place is.” — Melissa Jensen Copy Share Image
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