““every heterosexual boy—and probably some gay ones, too, so look out, because that’s just going to end in disaster—you ever meet is going to fall madly in love with you. He may not admit it, but it’s true. So you have to take responsibility for that and not do things to encourage him—unless, of course, you want him to fall in love with you. Because it’s cruel to play with boys’ emotions in that way, because no matter what anyone else says, men are the weaker sex.’ Didn’t your mother tell you that?””
![“[...]he‘s a man you‘d be proud to bring home to mom. Gay or straight. Unfortunately, if your mother is anything like mine, you‘d probably never get him back out of her house.” quote by Adrienne Wilder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/3c5/adrienne-wilder-23087_funny_he-s-a-man-you-d-be-proud-to-bring-home_105576.jpg)
