““Hi, my name is Tess Embers. A lot of thoughts are probably running through your mind right now. Who does this person think she is? Doesn’t she know that you should never begin a story with a boring phrase like,‘Hi, my name is...’? Doesn’t she know to use a hook at the beginning to draw readers in instead of pushing them away? Well, sorry, but I’m just a teenage girl and I don’t necessarily want everyone to know everything about my life. Maybe I don’t want to hook people.””