Slow motion Quote by Matthew Lucas Creasy

Dear face wash commercials, NOBODY washed there face in slow motion. Sincerely, My bathroom floor is wet.

— Matthew Lucas Creasy

Dear Face Wash Commercials, nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my whole damn bathroom floor is wet.

— Anonymous

Because I'm on a tour bus, it's so hard to wash your face - we have to use, um, water bottles. But you know…

— Jorja Smith

I don't recommend washing your face. Because you might drown.

— Jenna Marbles

I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms into body wash.

— Anonymous

I try to be very cautious when washing my face.

— Momo Hirai

I always keep a small timer next to me to tell me how many seconds I have to wash each part of my face.

— Momo Hirai

If I'm wearing makeup, I always wash my face. Washing my face is a must.

— Storm Reid

In the mornings, I try to wash my face - especially if I'm going to set.

— Peyton List

I always wash my face at night, even if I have to use face wipes.

— Karrueche Tran

If someone tells me, "I just wash my face with soap," we have that discussion. And a lot of men, too. Thank god Paul…

— June Diane Raphael

Some people say I'm all washed up. Joke's on them, I haven't bathed in weeks.

— Spencer Pratt