Worn path Quote by Mary Ann Shaffer

Reading good books ruins you for enjoying bad books.

— Mary Ann Shaffer

Now that I think about it, maybe he is a werewolf. I can picture him lunging over the moors in hot pursuit of his…

— Mary Ann Shaffer

Miss X has always been a ditherer -- she was a ten month baby and has not improved in any material way since then.

— Mary Ann Shaffer

I don't want to be married just to be married. I can't think of anything lonelier than spending the rest of my life with…

— Mary Ann Shaffer

“This profusion of questions, exclamations, and tales is the new version of the Society. Its members are spread all over the world, but they…

— Mary Ann Shaffer

“I kept trying to explain and he kept shouting until I began to cry from frustration. Then he felt remorseful, which was so unlike…

— Mary Ann Shaffer

“A sunny nature? A light heart? I have never been so insulted. Light-hearted is a short step from witless in my book. A cackling…

— Mary Ann Shaffer

“I can’t think of anything lonelier than spending the rest of my life with someone I can’t talk to, or worse, someone I can’t…

— Mary Ann Shaffer

People don't know how chickens can turn on you, but they can -- just like mad dogs.

— Mary Ann Shaffer

Treat a dog right and he'll treat you right - he'll keep you company, be your friend, never ask you no questions. Cats is…

— Mary Ann Shaffer

“Thousands of those men and boys died here, and I have recently learned that their inhuman treatment was the intended policy of Himmler. He…

— Mary Ann Shaffer

What on earth did you say to Isola? She stopped in on her way to pick up Pride and Prejudice and to berate me…

— Mary Ann Shaffer