I thank you for not snoring.

My specialties are corpses, unconscious people and people snoring in spectacular epics.

— Gig Young

There ain't no way to find out why a snorer can't hear himself snore.

— Mark Twain

Nodded off? Ross, you were snoring! My father's boat didn't make that much noise when it hit rocks!

— Rachel Green

I may or may not have almost body slammed one of my band mates for snoring all night. Not mentioning any names though...sooo tired.

— Frankie Muniz

I hope to one day co-sign a lease with another person but, well, it doesn't plague me that I have yet to do so.…

— Sloane Crosley

A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.

— Ogden Nash

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When…

— Adam Sandler

“Her blood-curdling snoring, with its gargling and squawking and its terrifying pauses is like the sound the devil might make if he were alternately…

— Bailey White

When I have run out of words to copy, I look out the window at this strange place called India. Inside the train, the…

— Patricia McCormick

Meditation is not concentration. It is simple awareness. You simply relax and watch the breathing. In that watching, nothing is excluded. The car is…

— Rajneesh

“Sleep in my arms like a little cat; I love your snoring and your smell.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

They say I killed six or seven men for snoring. Well, it ain't true. I only killed one man for snoring.

— John Wesley

“Creativity is like a snoring husband, it won't let you sleep.”

— Barbara Alfaro

After a few mouthfuls of moon-flavored air, even the stubbornly drowsy can find themselves wide-eyed.. All the normal noises of life were gone, leaving…

— N.D. Wilson

He didn't see anything." She rolled to her feet. "I was in your bed! We could have scarred him for life!" "Grace, we weren't…

— Jill Shalvis