End of life Quote by Mark Helprin

“Harvard was a lovely assisted-living facility from which I'd emerged, like my classmates, stupider and more confident.”

— Avi Steinberg

There were a WHOLE LOTTA us not having sex at Harvard . . . but none of us thought that that was special enough…

— Jessica Valenti

“In which year did a Harvard sculler last outrow an Oxford man at Henley?”

— Dan Brown

“As he put in his studs he realized that he was enjoying life as he would probably never enjoy it again. Everything was hallowed…

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

“He claimed to have attended “Harvard in New York”! Why not in Cambridge? Allston? Boston?”

— Lana M. Rochel

“What we're really sending you to Harvard for is to get a little of the educations that's so good and plenty there. When it's…

— George Horace Lorimer

[Buckminster Fuller] always liked to say that he got kicked out of Harvard three times. Mostly you only got kicked out once, but he…

— Paul Laffoley

“We don’t care about who you are, what you’re interested in, and what you can become. We don’t care about learning. We will love…

— Carol S. Dweck

Perhaps Harvard's greatest contribution to our nation is its requirement that its on-leave professors who want to keep their crimson seats must return from…

— Malcolm Forbes

About all some men accomplish in life is to send a son to Harvard.

— E. W. Howe

Harvard just took that option out of our hands. He is truly on his own now.

— Anonymous

“I’m sleeping with a Harvard grad,” I said. “The Emory of the North,” Becker said.”

— Robert B. Parker