Current affairs Quote by Mark Fieldsend

“He will lunch with you at your flat tomorrow at one-thirty. Please remember that he drinks no wine, strongly disapproves of smoking, and can…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“...Jeeves, whatever his moral defects, would never go about in skirts calling me Bertie.”

— P G Wodehouse

“Hallo, Bertie." "Hallo, old turnip. Where have you been all this while?" "Oh, here and there! Ripping weather we're having, Bertie." "Not bad." "I…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“It’s one of the advantages I get from being a bachelor—and, according to my nearest and dearest, practically a half-witted bachelor at that. ‘It’s…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“His tiny, naked butt disappeared into the stream as he cried, "Wheeeee! Balls out!" I think that's a rugby reference," Bertie said. "But don't…

— Lisa Mantchev

“And you can call me Bertie. Unexpected use of Beatrice makes me think I'm in trouble.”

— Lisa Mantchev

“Bertie old man I say Bertie could you possibly come down here at once. Everything gone wrong hang it all. Dash it Bertie you…

— P.G. Wodehouse

Bertie," he said, "I want your advice." "Carry on." "At least, not your advice, because that wouldn't be much good to anybody. I mean,…

— Anonymous

“Every time I look up and catch that kid's vacant eye, I suffer agonies. I tell you, Bertie, sometimes when he gives me a…

— PG Wodehouse

“No, I am quite content with you, Bertie. By the way, I do dislike that name Bertie. I think I shall call you Harold.…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“Bertie," he said, "I want your advice." "Carry on." "At least, not your advice, because that wouldn't be much good to anybody. I mean,…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“I say, Bertie, is it really true that you were once engaged to Honoria?" "It is." Biffy coughed. "How did you get out -…

— P.G. Wodehouse