Quote by Maddie Darlene

Shoot you on the front porch and knock you to the back yard.

— Lil Wayne

Doesn't matter what you do, or how you do it, your neighbors are gonna talk about you anyway.

— Felder Rushing

Seek help in whatever you do by being discreet.

— Rosie

If anyone comes near you, just scream and run.

— Kenneth Oppel

Act natural like you don't care.

— Steely Dan

Lift your head up high, and scream to the world. I know I am someone, and let the truth unfurl.

— Michael Jackson

Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.

— Anonymous

Get down, get naked, get savage.

— Ron Carlson

Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant.

— George Ade

If you find yourself talking to the police, my advice is to stay calm but look guilty; it's your safest bet.

— Ben Aaronovitch

Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

— Anonymous

Be kind to your garden and be gentle on your back!

— Alan Titchmarsh