Quote by Mac Miller

He that would eat the nut must crack the shell.

— Plautus

Brasky's semen can form into a liquid human. Like that guy from Terminator 2.

— Bill Brasky

I don't think there is a good reason for an abortion, but Dr. Jasper made me really realize it was just a racket. He…

— Norma McCorvey

Michele Bachmann said she wants her three daughters to learn to shoot a gun. Mostly so they can put her campaign out of its…

— Conan O'Brien

I want to cut his nuts off.

— Jesse Jackson

His nuts is shot...Dude, check your nuts.

— Big Black

My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer.

— Rodney Dangerfield

“A man who knows that his semen is his most precious possession will not waste it. Do not be allured by the female body…

— Anyaele Sam Chiyson

NRA - Nuts Running America.

— Huey Long

And if the problem [with contraception] is promiscuity, then why does the immense popularity of Viagra go unchecked? Doesn't it make more sense to…

— Margaret Cho

I want to have your abortion.

— Chuck Palahniuk

You Know How To Stop Abortion? Require That Each One Occur With A Gun.

— Rush Limbaugh