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“My cock just hung there at half-stock and she took me in, silent, stone-faced. Her mouth formed a perfect 'O'. And then it formed a perfectly cruel sneer. "Holy shit... What the fuck is that noise? Buddy, you got a horrible dick. It's tiny and it's weird and it's warped. Has anyone ever told you…” quote by Loren Niva — Download Open image

““My cock just hung there at half-stock and she took me in, silent, stone-faced. Her mouth formed a perfect 'O'. And then it formed a perfectly cruel sneer. "Holy shit... What the fuck is that noise? Buddy, you got a horrible dick. It's tiny and it's weird and it's warped. Has anyone ever told you that?" Not in so many words.””

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