““Answer this question very carefully, kid. Are you a virgin?" The silence was so long I thought I was going to have to ask him again. "What the hell?" He sounded honestly perplexed. "Yes or no? Are you a virgin?" I lost control halfway through. My voice spiraled up into a scream... "Sonofabitch answer me!" " Yes! " he screamed back. "Yes, I'm a fucking virgin, don't shoot me goddammit fucking please!””
