Quote by Lil Wayne

And I take probation, I don't want that T.I. and Vic vacation

— Lil Wayne

I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would say, Oh, you're just sober because you're on probation.

— Charlie Sheen

I did probation for three years.

— Dereck Chisora

You might have two years probation and do good for a whole year, and you make one mistake, and you got to start over.

— PnB Rock

I am in the penitentiary. The only thing that I do is my time.

— Suge Knight

Live like there's no tomorrow! Yeah, if I'll do that, I'll be in jail the next day.

— Anonymous

What will you do with the time you have left?

— Mitch Albom

You could take Vicodin, step out of the house, onto a freeway, have a truck hit you, and you'd say 'My Bad!'

— Bill Engvall

Maybe I won't stay out of prison. Who knows?

— Jack Kevorkian

Well I guess I have to go to rehab because apparently I'm addicted to you.

— Lisette Alfaro

I did four years of an eight year sentence and I'm on parole.

— Pimp C

I will probably go to jail, but do you know what? There's a lot of good people who go to jail.

— James Traficant