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“So, um, Agent Thomas, is it?"I asked Agent Groundhog nervously. He gave a curt nod and continued to scan the area. "Would you like to come inside?" His head snapped in my direction like I just told him that I was giving birth right there on the sidewalk and needed him to deliver the baby--hah; I…” quote by Laura Kreitzer
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““So, um, Agent Thomas, is it?"I asked Agent Groundhog nervously. He gave a curt nod and continued to scan the area. "Would you like to come inside?" His head snapped in my direction like I just told him that I was giving birth right there on the sidewalk and needed him to deliver the baby--hah; I wondered if they covered that in training.””

Laura Kreitzer

About This Quote

Source Short story: Fictional dialogue, unknown publication

A nervous agent is asked to enter a building, and the speaker humorously imagines an absurd scenario, highlighting awkwardness and training gaps.

In simple terms: The speaker feels uneasy about the agent’s invitation and jokes about bizarre training.

Key Takeaway

Acknowledge and clarify uncomfortable requests.

Themes

communication humor training awkwardness trust

Mood

lighthearted reflective

Type

narrative humorous

When to use this quote

  • customer service
  • law enforcement
  • first responders
  • training programs

Key Concepts

misunderstanding social anxiety role expectations

Questions to Reflect On

  • How can training address unexpected social cues?
  • What protocols help clarify ambiguous invitations?
A Different Perspective

Humor may mask serious safety concerns.

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