Asked Quote by Laura Kreitzer
““So, um, Agent Thomas, is it?"I asked Agent Groundhog nervously. He gave a curt nod and continued to scan the area. "Would you like to come inside?" His head snapped in my direction like I just told him that I was giving birth right there on the sidewalk and needed him to deliver the baby--hah; I wondered if they covered that in training.””
About This Quote
Source Short story: Fictional dialogue, unknown publication
A nervous agent is asked to enter a building, and the speaker humorously imagines an absurd scenario, highlighting awkwardness and training gaps.
In simple terms: The speaker feels uneasy about the agent’s invitation and jokes about bizarre training.
Acknowledge and clarify uncomfortable requests.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- customer service
- law enforcement
- first responders
- training programs
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- How can training address unexpected social cues?
- What protocols help clarify ambiguous invitations?
Humor may mask serious safety concerns.