Money Quote by L. Frank Baum

“...next to people who raise monkeys as their children, nothing is creepier to me than being 100 percent happy all the time.”

— Jeffery Self

“It is unfortunate that when you want to make some people feel like human beings, they begin to take you as an animal.”

— Michael Bassey Johnson

“Don't let out your true behaviour in the public, even if you were born nasty, make others feel you were well bred.”

— Michael Bassey Johnson

There is a terrible lot of us who don't think that we come from a monkey, but if there are some people who think…

— Will Rogers

“The idea of a monkey, albeit a slightly more sophisticated than average one, probing inside of my mind as though she were looking for…

— David Simpson

“Perfect! Now we're being chased by hoards of monkeys! Perhaps you would care to name their species as we're attacked, just so I can…

— Colleen Houck

“As a child you don’t question your parents’ choices. You accept them. They”

— Bruce Springsteen

“What am I supposed to think, when you imagine me pure as the driven snow? I am not a child. If you strip me…

— Courtney Milan

“Only people of low birth pressed questions likely to embarrass.”

— Norah Lofts

“I had long since wished that they would have been born with a dictionary sized how-to guide in my placenta. It would have been…

— Anna Aquino

“It’s better to be a modest man instead of a conceited monkey.”

— M.F. Hopkins

“Because we’re human, and humans are mean, independent monkeys that reached their greatness by killing every other species of hominid that looked at us…

— James S.A. Corey