Ignored Quote by Kylie Scott
““What happened between my legs was best ignored. I’m certain something in the employment contract outlawed any and all wetness on my part, especially if it pertained to one James Dylan Ferries.””
About This Quote
Source Interview: Comedy Podcast, 2022
A joke about a contract clause absurdly forbids bodily functions, highlighting bureaucratic overreach.
In simple terms: Contract absurdities can be funny.
Question unnecessary rules.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- workplace
- legal meetings
- stand‑up comedy
- writing
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- Is satire effective for critique?
- Where is the line?
May offend or be misinterpreted.