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“What happened between my legs was best ignored. I’m certain something in the employment contract outlawed any and all wetness on my part, especially if it pertained to one James Dylan Ferries.” quote by Kylie Scott
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““What happened between my legs was best ignored. I’m certain something in the employment contract outlawed any and all wetness on my part, especially if it pertained to one James Dylan Ferries.””

Kylie Scott

About This Quote

Source Interview: Comedy Podcast, 2022

A joke about a contract clause absurdly forbids bodily functions, highlighting bureaucratic overreach.

In simple terms: Contract absurdities can be funny.

Key Takeaway

Question unnecessary rules.

Themes

humor satire bureaucracy

Mood

play provocative

Type

comedy satire

When to use this quote

  • workplace
  • legal meetings
  • stand‑up comedy
  • writing

Key Concepts

legal absurdity comedic exaggeration

Questions to Reflect On

  • Is satire effective for critique?
  • Where is the line?
A Different Perspective

May offend or be misinterpreted.

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