Blood Quote by Kristen Wiig

I'm a maniac, and everyone on this stage is stupid, fat and ugly. And Ben [Carson] you're a terrible surgeon.

— Ted Cruz

Well, we're just a couple of weeks from new President Barack Obama being sworn in. And he's been very busy naming a lot of…

— David Letterman

A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy.

— Joan Rivers

I was going to go to school to become a neurological surgeon.

— Angel Haze

There cannot always be fresh fields of conquest by the knife; there must be portions of the human frame that will ever remain sacred…

— John Eric Erichsen

As 17th U.S. Surgeon General, I was privileged to serve as the nation's doctor. I focused much of my time on promoting proven programs…

— Richard Carmona

A good surgeon doesn't just concentrate on technical ability, but also on the appropriateness of what you're doing.

— Benjamin Carson

When I go in for heart surgery, I want a full-time surgeon. I don't want some guy who just does it part-time between rounds…

— Don Meyer

A lot of people have misconceptions about what the surgeon general does.

— Vivek Murthy

I would like to see the day when somebody would be appointed surgeon somewhere who had no hands, for the operative part is the…

— Harvey Cushing

My dad was a surgeon in Egypt. He was a general surgeon. As a little boy I always admired what he was doing, and…

— Magdi Yacoub

War is the only proper school of the surgeon.

— Hippocrates

My dad was a doctor and surgeon. He was the fifth generation of his family to become a doctor.

— Ken Kercheval

I'd rather spend half an hour in the company of a top carpenter, than three hours in the company of an average brain surgeon

— Winston Churchill

I grew up, as many Indians do, in an archipelago of tongues. My maternal grandfather, who was a surgeon in the city of Madras,…

— Aravind Adiga