Quote by Kiersten White

“Tasers are a one-size-fits-all paranormal butt-kicking option.”

— Kiersten White

“When we sat down in the plane, Clare took something out of her pocket and handed it to me. It looked like a tube…

— Katie Kacvinsky

“you know what doesn’t work when people are tasering you? It’s shouting ‘Stop tasering me.’ If they’re tasering you already, they won’t stop because…

— Adam Rex

“In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick in and…

— Adam Rex

“I love the pain, which isn’t excruciating but is incredibly, infuriatingly persistent, accompanied by the endless whine of the tattoo gun, marking me forever.”

— Roxane Gay

“Tattooists are the new priests for the fucked-up and the thrown away. They speak the language of symbol, and administer penance in tiny metallic…

— Skyler White

All I could think was, 'Great, now I'm a tramp! I'll have to get a lower back tattoo and pierce something not on my…

— Easy A

I adore tattoos. They're not painful; you just get an urge to swear a lot.

— Finty Williams

Yes you're getting your tattoo." I threw my arms around Dad's neck. "Thank you!" "Hey," Mom said. "I'm the one who had to persuade…

— Kelley Armstrong

“You don’t pick a fight when you’re drunk.” “I had to punch someone in the face, Mark.” “So you picked up four-hundred pound tattoo-guy?”…

— Sam Hunter

“Tattoos are the scars you can choose.”

— Roan Parrish

“Write your own story, preferably in tattoos.”

— Lauren Rachelle