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“If I had my way I'd move everybody up to Canada. It's nice there. Very polite. We went for a weekend last fall and…

— George Saunders

“Fuck the Albertans," Steeply said. "Who's worried about the Albertans? The Albertans' idea of a blow to the U.S. plexus is they blow up…

— David Foster Wallace

“The cabbie's eyes sort of glazed over. Canada kills any conversation quick, I learned long ago. It's a little trick of mine.”

— Esi Edugyan

Saskatchewan is much like Texas - except it's more friendly to the United States.

— Anonymous

My province needs to understand that Alberta's issues are national issues.

— Erin O'Toole

“Alberta was back again. Back to it all, to all that was warped and desultory, to the lies and evasions and small, hidden irons…

— Cora Sandel

“it is essential that in entering a new Province you should have the good will of its inhabitants.”

— Niccolò Machiavelli

“Alaska’s like two thousand miles away from anywhere cultured. No offense, Canada.”

— Meagan Macvie

“Not good enough. I’m going to buy up all the land around here too. Or maybe I can find an island. We’ll make a…

— Skye Warren

“Fact: If you want to get ahead as a Canadian, you're going to have to leave the country. Especially if you have the gall…

— Laura Roberts

“Even Winnipeggers who depart for Toronto, Calgary or Vancouver never assimilate or fully lose their regional identity. They remain stuck on their birthplace, in…

— Bartley Kives

“I dont know what happens to country.”

— Cormac McCarthy