Faery Quote by Katie MacAlister
““And then I said to her, Rachel, you're out of your ever-lovin' mind. There's no way in h-e-double-toothpicks you'd find me hookin' up with a faery, especially one of the unseelie court, no matter how well hung he is. Ya just never know with them, do ya? I hear about a witch in Quebec who crossed one of the unseelie princes, and she ended up with three breasts. Can you imagine what she goes through trying to find a bra that fits?””
About This Quote
Source Novel: Unseelie Chronicles by Katie MacAlister, 2010
A character describes absurd, fantastical encounters with unseelie beings, mixing humor and folklore.
In simple terms: Crazy magical mishaps are described humorously.
Key Takeaway
Embrace the absurdity of mythic stories.
Themes
mythology
humor
fantasy
Mood
whimsical
sarcastic
Type
fictional
entertaining
When to use this quote
- storytelling
- role‑playing games
- creative writing
Key Concepts
unseelie court
magical realism
unexpected consequences
Questions to Reflect On
- How does humor affect mythic narratives?
- What makes the unseelie court compelling?
A Different Perspective
The exaggeration may limit believability.
