Drag Quote by Kathy Reichs

In high school I was president of the Student Council, and I ended up doing a lot of speeches. After you do a few…

— Osric Chau

A podium is something you walk up to, you say what you want to say and when you're finished, you leave.

— Joshua Oppenheimer

If I would know how to deliver a lecture without heart, I would be a famous politician.

— John Elwin

I've been invited to speak at about 20 colleges. There's always this moment when I'm having dinner with the college president: 'Ernie, where'd you…

— Ernest Cline

“But I’m the professor! This is my class! Show some respect!” “Okay,”

— James Patterson

I remember I had a professor in college. I wrote a great paper. Could never please this guy. But it made me better.

— Rick Santelli

I'm a tenured professor. But I'd get rid of tenure.

— Francis Fukuyama

“Professors have a lot of power.” I almost smiled. “Even medieval history professors?” “Especially medieval history professors,” he assured me. “Knights on horseback and…

— Nina Lane

I thought I was going to be a professor; then I ran screaming from there into magazine journalism.

— Courtney A. Kemp

“The problem, dear professor, is that you wanted someone who could be made intelligent but still be kept in a cage and displayed when…

— Daniel Keyes

If the academic community gets its way, we will soon all be speaking with a single voice.

— Howard Jacobson

I like university professors, but you know, we shouldn't hold them up as the high-water mark of all human achievement. They're just a form…

— Ken Robinson