Teddy bear Quote by Kathleen McAuliffe

“Wait, you clean my dildo?’ I ask, slowly. ‘Every week, I clean it with the polish.’ ‘With furniture polish?’ ‘Yes.’ ‘Jesus.’ Sophie got me…

— Dawn O'Porter

“Any function of the body that one hid behind closed doors titillated me. I recall one of my early relationships—not a heavy love affair,…

— Ottessa Moshfegh

“A guy who caress a gal should be careless no more.”

— Anyaele Sam Chiyson

“Of course, there were no paper towels to clean up with…just hand dryers. I rubbed my wet fingers over the ice cream, creating a…

— Rachel Hawthorne

Couple of wet wipes in case a bum try to touch me (ew!)

— Nicki Minaj

“There seemed no way to make him understand an upbringing in which certain areas of the body were too shameful to be acknowledged, let…

— Lisa Kleypas

“There are the girls we love, the men we look up to, the tenderness, the friendships, the opportunities, the pleasures! But the fact remains…

— Joseph Conrad

“Uncompromising purpose and the search for eternal truth have an unquestionable sex appeal for the young and high-minded; but when a person loses the…

— Amor Towles

“But was this the touted bliss of love that she'd read about in Madame Sand's spicy novels? It was not the crushing sensation she'd…

— Enid Shomer

Couple wet wipes cause a bum try ta touch me , {eww]

— Nicki Minaj

“The pleasing punishment that women bare…”

— William Shakespeare

So Stapes conducted a dinner for just the two of us, then informed me of a dozen small but important mistakes I had made.…

— Patrick Rothfuss