Quote by Josie Brown

“I am trying to be sophisticated and cool! Get a beret.”

— Alison Kennedy

I've found that if you wear a beret, people think you're either a cabdriver or a producer of dirty movies.

— Ernie Harwell

Aint none of my weapons made by concealed they all made by smith and wesson.

— Madea

Who needs a handgun when you've got a semiautomatic?

— Natalie Angier

I have a concealed carry, so I actually have a few guns that I keep. I keep them in my big, giant high-waisted fashion…

— Patti Harrison

“there is a limit to his ammo.”

— M.R. Carey

“extreme zombie fighting” kit. Tactical boots and tacticals. Firefighting bunker gear. Nomex head cover tucked under the collar of the bunker gear. Full face…

— John Ringo

Sometimes I wake up and I think I should start wearing a beret, but I don't do it. One day I'm gonna, though. You…

— Mitch Hedberg

Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.

— Anonymous

“Don’t let a handgun that sits in a drawer be a false security blanket. It is your demonstrable skill that gives the gun its…

— Peter Lessler

“When the platoon got going, he’d act as the armorer. He offered us a choice of weapons. A Winchester Model 70, 30-06 was the…

— Ed Kugler

“It has no size at all," the Sergeant explained, "because there is no difference anywhere in it and we have no conception of the…

— Flann O'Brien