““Social Media has transformed contemporary life at work, home and play. You don’t have to love me as long as you LIKE ME. Following is good, though cyber-stalking is bad. Selfies are addictive unless they’re too dicktive. And going viral is no longer a health risk but, rather, the holy grail of communication. It only makes you sick if you have a brain. (WELCOME TO PLANET JORDO, I COMEDY IN PEACE)””