Quote by Jonathan Allen

“After donning a condom,”

— Elle Casey

“You think he has some bomb defusing MacGyver contraption cooked up that involves lube, condoms, and a paper clip?”

— Stephani Hecht

“When my now ex wife said she wanted a separation, I was horrified. So I said, “You want me to wear a condom?!”

— Jarod Kintz

“Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.”

— Carroll Bryant

“Would it make you more comfortable if I wore a condom while I shook your hand? I could wear it on my penis, or…

— Jarod Kintz

The issue we are reluctant to talk about is even more sensitive than condoms. The issue - and I will try to be tasteful…

— Dave Barry

“I would rather make love than war, but only because condoms kill millions of lives more enjoyably.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I screwed the King of the Man-whores—condom-free—in a damned shed, because I’m classy like that.”

— Joanna Wylde

“It seemed to me, watching, that if you were dextrous enough to gift-wrap an independent-minded amphibian, you could just about manage a condom.”

— Naomi Wolf

“Condoms aren’t a hundred percent you know,” he reminds me calmly. My mind flashes to a certain episode of Friends, and I suddenly feel…

— Chantal Fernando

“We did something incredibly stupid today." "I know. We should never had had sex without that darn condom." "What?!”

— LA Knight

“Having sex with a condom is like eating chocolate with the wrap on.”

— Ahmed Mostafa