Father Quote by John Witherspoon

When you're hungry, everything tastes good.

— John Witherspoon

I'm sick of all these boring cooking shows.

— John Witherspoon

I am cantankerous.

— John Witherspoon

The kids of America, please get a damn job. Get out of the house, leave the refrigerator alone. Stop wearing my shoes. Leave my…

— John Witherspoon

St. Louis is an excellent city.

— John Witherspoon

When you're poor, an egg sandwich is dinner and you cut your potatoes with a butter knife.

— John Witherspoon

Men are not generally sufficiently aware of the distinction between the law of God and his purpose; they are apt to suppose, that as…

— John Witherspoon

If something is too risque, don't watch it.

— John Witherspoon

The people in general ought to have regard to the moral character of those whom they invest with authority either in the legislative, executive,…

— John Witherspoon

I always tell comics you got to hang with your stand-up.

— John Witherspoon

Never read a book through merely because you have begun it.

— John Witherspoon

Never rise to speak till you have something to say; and when you have said it, cease.

— John Witherspoon