Mad max Quote by John Stein

“...good drivers are people who can put their brains on cruise control.”

— Adelle Waldman

“It's unwise to be a backseat driver, passenger or bystander in your own life.”

— Rasheed Ogunlaru

“I’m a sixteen-year-old unlicensed, inexperienced driver with a reanimated corpse blocking my view. Crazy is the only way I can drive.”

— Alison Kemper

“Every now and then, even the best driver around can still crash - granted, if the surrounding people are sound asleep at the dash.”

— Criss Jami

“The drivers here are horrible. And by horrible, I mean they don't realize I have someplace to be.”

— Maria Semple

“Perhaps I should sit up front with the driver and give you two enough space to beat the crap out of each other and…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“To better handle grief, become the passenger, not the driver.”

— Todd Stocker

“Antilochus! You're the most appalling driver in the world! Go to hell!”

— Homer

“In your life, always be like a driver who runs the car not just a car.”

— Santosh Kalwar

“But I can't see how anybody who drives a '68 Shelby could be all bad.”

— Lisa Desrochers

“Well, if someone is a bad driver and all the other drivers around them are good drivers, then they are safe because all the…

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

“There was, apparently, no honor in driver's ed.”

— E.K. Johnston