Quote by Joe Queenan

“The moment one learns English, complications set in.”

— Felipe Alfau

“You speak English beautifully, which means you can't be English.”

— Robert Aickman

“ "Still, not to be English is hardly regarded as a fatal deficiency even by the English, though grave enough to warrant sympathy.”

— Beryl Markham

Seeing The English Patient is wonderfully draining, but imagine acting in it for six months.

— Kristin Scott Thomas

“The English language is a work in progress. Have fun with it.”

— Jonathan Culver

“Every problem of medicine is a problem of language, and this operation was a malapropism.”

— William S. Wilson

“english is a language which is made up of fun if we dint know english we will miss the fun”

— Rubab Abdullah

“The English intellect is sound, so far as it goes,but it has one grave defect--it is always cautious in the wrong place.”

— Wilkie Collins

“Be patient in painful times.”

— Lailah Gifty Akita

You've never heard of an English lover. Only an English patient.

— James D. Watson

“I want to have the whole English experience. High tea, supervising manifestations, taking the waters, going to Harrods, discussing possible international conspiracies.”

— Daniel O'Malley

“My scary strange English shall only be counted as my English problem.”

— M.F. Moonzajer