Money Quote by Joe Hagan

“Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his…

— John Green

“Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his…

— John Green

“Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his…

— John Green

“The Augustus Waters of the crooked smiles and unsmoked cigarettes was gone, replaced by this desperate humiliated creature sitting there beneath me.”

— John Green

“Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop! The great big greedy nincompoop!”

— Roald Dahl

“Abraham Maslow, I present to you Augustus Waters, whose existential curiosity dwarfed that of his well-fed, well-loved, healthy brethren.”

— John Green

“... all his faces were designed to express rage or loathing. Now that something had happened which really deserved a face, he had none…

— Kingsley Amis

“He couldn't drive the horror of cannibalism from his brain, just as he couldn't wholly suppress a simple observation that seemed to rebut their…

— Monte Reel

“He looked up at me. It was horrible. I could hardly look at him. The Augustus Waters of the crooked smiles and unsmoked cigarettes…

— John Green

“He often makes prizes of humans who have given their lives for causes He thinks bad on the monstrously sophistical ground that the humans…

— C.S. Lewis

“He had a glimpse at the figure that flitted through the smoking rooms and pages of cheap fiction -a pitiable fellow in his middle…

— John Williams

“Who but a stupid barbarian could burn so much beauty in his stove and destroy that which he cannot make? Man is endowed with…

— Anton Chekhov