Cymraeg Quote by Joe Dunthorne

“Our Welsh teacher thinks he is young. He tells us that the Welsh for skiving in town is ‘mitchio yn y dre’.” quote by Joe Dunthorne — Download Open image

““Our Welsh teacher thinks he is young. He tells us that the Welsh for skiving in town is ‘mitchio yn y dre’.””

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