Put Down The Fork & Get Moving

Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So I pushed…

— Emo Philips

Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

— Ambrose Bierce

Violence begins with the fork.

— Mahatma Gandhi

It is quite amazing how hard the subconscious works when it is made to understand that this life is not a rehearsal, there is…

— John Burdett

“Whenever you come upon a fork in the road DON'T put it in your mouth! You don't know where it's been.”

— G. R. Paskoff

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food.

— Paul Prudhomme

“Bullshit. You can paint with a fork, you can kill with a fork. A fork is a tool. Don't let yourself be confined by…

— Brian Fatah Steele

The life of expression is the tuning fork by which we find our way to the sacred.

— Mark Nepo

Food is much better off the hand than the fork.

— Mario Batali

“When you come to a fork in the road, just take it”

— Yogi Berra

When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.

— Yogi Berra

Manners are a sensitive awareness of the feelings of others. If you have that awareness, you have good manners, no matter what fork you…

— Emily Post

The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork.

— Oscar Wilde

“When you get to the fork in the road…take it!”

— Yogi Berra

The world is like a dropped pie most of the time. Don't kill yourself trying to put it back together. Just grab a fork…

— Elizabeth Gilbert