Quote by Junot Díaz Download Open image ““Jesus, Oscar, Rudolfo said nervously. You look like they put a shirt on a turd,”” — Junot Díaz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I believe he was feeling a bit nervous. Possibly it was my costume that took him aback. I was dressed quite well, even elegantly,… — Fyodor Dostoyevsky Copy Share Image
“My eyes bulged. Will shifted uncomfortably next to me. I looked at him and his eyes met mine. "Jesus," I murmured. "Nope," Nathaniel chirped.… — Courtney Moulton Copy Share Image
“Oscar!” she shouted into the hallway. A young man, quite mortal and very drunk, appeared. “Really, Oscar! What are you doing?” “Attempting to walk,”… — Rhiannon Frater Copy Share Image
“There is nothing more awkward to look at, said Joejoe, than peasants in suits. They don't fit into them.” — Dermot Healy Copy Share Image
“He'd already put a shirt on each leg and had stacked every shoe I owned into a precarious pyramid. The room looked like a… — Devon Monk Copy Share Image
“Or we could make this an interesting little party,” he added. The hunger burning in his gaze as his eyes traveled up and down… — Sloane Kennedy Copy Share Image
“I decided to get my butt up out of the coffin, just like Jesus Christ, and come and chitchat with all my beautiful and… — Heather O'Neill Copy Share Image
“You're awful,' Florian hissed out between chuckles. 'You're a vile creature.' 'Herr Leickenbloom, please.' Johann smiled easily. 'Don't underestimate me. I'm more than vile;… — Jennifer Giesbrecht Copy Share Image
“There is no Jesus here these days just Come all you fucking lads. I’ll have you every one any day. Breakfast dinner lunch and… — Eimear McBride Copy Share Image
“Above the desk there was this framed picture of Jesus. He was reaching his hand out and making this face like he was about… — Adam Rapp Copy Share Image
“Right now, I couldn't have cared less if someone had waltzed across the room in a large flower costume with a sign saying GET… — Lauren Willig Copy Share Image
“He looked up at me. It was horrible. I could hardly look at him. The Augustus Waters of the crooked smiles and unsmoked cigarettes… — John Green Copy Share Image
It might interest you that just as the U.S. was ramping up its involvement in Vietnam, LBJ launched an illegal invasion of the Dominican… — Junot Diaz Copy Share Image
Tell her that you love her hair, that you love her skin, her lips, because, in truth, you love them more than you love… — Junot Diaz Copy Share Image
You ask everybody you know: How long does it usually take to get over it? There are many formulas. One year for every year… — Junot Diaz Copy Share Image
Instead of finding himself in nerd heaven—where every nerd gets fifty-eight virgins to role-play with—he woke up in Robert Wood Johnson with two broken… — Junot Diaz Copy Share Image
The one thing about being a dude and writing from a female perspective is that the baseline is, you suck. The baseline is it… — Junot Diaz Copy Share Image
“I used to think those were the barrio rules, Latinos and blacks in, whites out —a place we down cats weren’t supposed to go.… — Junot Díaz Copy Share Image
I've always thought that you don't love a country by turning a blind eye to its crimes and to a problem. The way that… — Junot Diaz Copy Share Image
“Called her a whore and attacked her walls, tearing down her posters and throwing her books everywhere. I found out because some whitegirl ran… — Junot Díaz Copy Share Image
You're Dominican only if you do this, this, and that. And if you do this and that, you'll be accepted to a certain degree… — Junot Diaz Copy Share Image
“Ramfis fled the country after Trujillo's death, lived dissolutely off his father's swag, and ended up dying in a car crash of his own… — Junot Díaz Copy Share Image