Quote by Jersey Shore Download Open image “I knew she was 18, that ass does not look 12.” — Jersey Shore ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Some Girls Don't Even Be Lookin They Age , You Got 13 Year Old Bitches Lookin Like They 17 , What The Hell ? — Unknwon Copy Share Image
Well, I mean she's of a certain biological age but she didn't have to go around with fat patches and stuff. — Stockard Channing Copy Share Image
Females be 14 looking like they 19 acting like they 25 but washing they ass like they 5..... — MlY AB Copy Share Image
If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I seen her on the ave, spotted her more than once. Ass so fat that you could see it from the front... — Mos Def Copy Share Image
It took five minutes for them to get their smush on. No wonder Sam never smiles. -Pauly D — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Someone threw a drink and then all of a sudden it was like WWIII or something. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short little meatball, exactly like Snooki. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Snooki is a walking disaster, everywhere she goes she falls, everything she touches she drops, it's not her fault, she just attracts drama. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
What voltage is it? Cause if thats 18-thousand, if your voltage is 16-hundred, you need a 2-thousand voltage. -Deena — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new roommate. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesnt happen. -Vinny — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
