Quote by Jerome K. Jerome

“You can’t bribe me with pie.” Before he’d finished the sentence, his stomach grumbled loudly in a plea for the pie. The men grinned.…

— Jill Shalvis

“Never! while heaven spares my reason,’ replied I, snatching away the hand he had presumed to seize and press between his own.”

— Anne Brontë

“The worst part was he never did get any of that damned apple pie.”

— Joanna Jordan

“What do you want?” I ask. “A large slice of humble pie?” “We don’t serve that here.” “Sure we do,” Dan calls. “But you…

— Yvonne Collins

“And then he only had eyes for the pie. Watch any man, he could be ninety years old and drooling spit, but at the…

— Elizabeth Hay

What happened?” she breathed, staring at me. “I got hit in the face with a pie,” I said. Mags stopped, blinking. “You got...hit in…

— Anonymous

“Oh sweet heaven, who let that bastard in?”

— M. Leighton

“My dad had too many pies and not enough fingers.” He looked up at the roof. “Or was it too many fingers and not…

— Denise Grover Swank

“The Lord bless King George, convert him... and take him to heaven, as we want no more of him!”

— Roseanna M. White

“I ordered you apple pie.” Hank pushed a plate toward me. It was empty. Or rather, it had crumbs on it where an apple…

— Penny Reid

“The few moments of heaven were not worth the hell he put me through when he was done.”

— Abbi Glines

“Food. This was heaven. “Hey, baby,” Hugh said. Heaven just got canceled.”

— Ilona Andrews