Humor Quote by Jem Fox Download Open image ““The news coverage was as controlled and accurate as a fire hose wielded by a preschooler.”” — Jem Fox ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“Simply calling the Great Fire an accident did not satisfy some people, most notably the local newspapers. They demanded a culprit--” — Jim Murphy Copy Share Image
“Blast ignorant people with high-powered streams of information and wisdom, but only when fire hoses are not readily available.” — Cassandra Duffy Copy Share Image
“It seemed that the media pretty much controlled how the average person perceived the situation. We had little respect for journalists. Throughout my career,… — Duncan Falconer Copy Share Image
“It's how the news becomes so powerful it doesn't need TV or newspapers. It exists in people's perceptions. It's something they invent, strong enough… — Don DeLillo Copy Share Image
“Even our parents seemed to agree more and more with the television version of things, listening to the reporters' inanities as though they could… — Jeffrey Eugenides Copy Share Image
“Reporters can't douse flames or soothe burns. They have no control over the horrors they witness. But if they can overcome fear and physical… — Sue Merrell Copy Share Image
“Until recently, 'the news' has meant to different things - events that are newsworthy, and events covered by the press.” — Clay Shirky Copy Share Image
“The news is just the story of the same thing happening to different people.” — Whiskey Britches Copy Share Image
“Once in a while a story is spectacular enough to break through and attract media attention, but the swell quickly subsides into the general… — Ruth Ozeki Copy Share Image
“It’s hard to go underground when you weigh 400 pounds, Marcus. That’s why they’ll have to bury you in a piano case.” — Jem Fox Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image