Billion Quote by Jeff Kinney

Kids can sniff out when they are being preached to, and they don't like it. So while my books aren't amoral, they are not…

— Jeff Kinney

hope your birthday is hot hot hot

— Jeff Kinney

In middle school, I started to draw, and my pencil sketches were huge. They were these 4ft by 3ft drawings, and I got a…

— Jeff Kinney

Well, the problem is, it's not easy for me to think of ways to improve myself, because I'm pretty much one of the best…

— Jeff Kinney

“There was this book Dad used to read to me every night called "The Giving Tree." It was a really good book, but the…

— Jeff Kinney

I work in the house next to where I live. We bought a smaller house that I use as my office and the place…

— Jeff Kinney

Many of Judy Blume's books - which I devoured when I was growing up and where I found characters that were believable because they…

— Jeff Kinney

The only reason I get out of bed at all on weekends is because eventually I can't stand the taste of my own breath…

— Jeff Kinney

I had a very normal, very typical American childhood. My father worked for the government at the Pentagon and my mother was an educator,…

— Jeff Kinney

I've never run into a person who yearns for their middle school days.

— Jeff Kinney

I think goodreads is the best place to look for books

— Jeff Kinney

I don't know if this makes me a bad person or whatever, but it's hard for me to get interested in other people's vacations.

— Jeff Kinney