A-beautiful-wedding Quote by Jamie McGuire

“I love strippers, they have an uncomplicated view of life. You give them money, they show you boobies.”

— John G. Hartness

“Oh Lord,” Shirleen groaned, sitting down. “First she wants to be a rock star now she wants to be a stripper.” Then she lifted…

— Kristen Ashley

“…The shocking thing about any stripper gathering, I discovered, was that you have never heard women talk so fast and so explicitly about money…

— Susie Bright

“You could charm the pants off absolutely anyone," I told him quietly. He smirked. "I take it that means you like the idea?" "I…

— Samantha Young

“Jesus, Ally, you're living with a stripper?" "She decided not to do it. She got a job at Hooters instead." "Oh, well, in that…

— Lauren Barnholdt

“If he’s the stripper, then who are you?” “I’m Cash Davenport. I own the club.”

— M. Leighton

“I wanted to strip and dance naked in front of them, because maybe then I could have demolished the fake, slimy atmosphere they had…

— Banana Yoshimoto

“And i was buck-naked. Which probably would have made for an interesting night, but the last time i'd checked i was neither a porn…

— Kristin Walker

“I had flashbacks of being in the peep-show booth hours earlier, watching the Puerto Rican woman dance naked. I couldn't believe I'd enjoyed looking…

— Jason Starr

“...The reason why we’re strippers, is invariably more boring, more grounded in nonexistential needs like money—and pragmatic concerns, like money.”

— Ruth Fowler

“Joey looked confused and horrified, like a stripper bursting out of a cake only to realize she’s been accidentally delivered to a baby shower.”

— Justin Halpern

“And what was dancing but fucking with your clothes on?”

— Megan Hart