Front desk Quote by Jacob Tomsky

““People don’t expect crazy quality from front desk agents at 3: 00 a.m. They just expect them not to be totally crazy.””

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“My degree was garbage stuffed inside a trash can of student loans.”

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“Never, ever will the hotel accuse you of lying. That is the absolute last stance hotel management wants to take.”

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