Christmas Quote by J Cole

I just made a bill collector so mad they hung up on me.

— Lil Duval

Last Christmas someone stole my present. I've spent this year living in the past.

— Terry Alderton

“It's Christmas! You just got your Hogwarts acceptance letter, a copy of Action Comics #1, and a brand new car that runs on water!”

— Leah Rae Miller

In the third grade, a nun stuffed me in a garbage can under her desk because she said that's where I belonged. I also…

— Bruce Springsteen

For years, I had a Christmas ornament I had bought at a Cracker Barrel that read 'Deck Them Halls, Y'all.' It always tickled me.

— Leslie Jordan

People hiss at me, but I applaud myself in my own house, and at the same time contemplate the money in my chest.

— Horace

Some people are as FAKE as a 3 dollar bill

— Vincent Corona

Shout out to the money that just magically appeared in my bank account!

— Anonymous

They say I'm gettin' money. Must be illuminati. Talking to the Holy Ghost. In my Bugatti.

— Rick Ross

I set a personal record on Christmas. I got my shopping done three weeks ahead of time. I had all the presents back at…

— Demetri Martin

I climbed down the outside of a Holiday Inn once just to surprise one of my crew by getting on his balcony and knocking…

— Lemmy Kilmister

I try to collect money and I keep it in a special place called the bank. I collect a bunch of things called money,…

— Jake M. Johnson